Love Is a Many Trousered Thing by Louise Rennison

Author:Louise Rennison [Rennison, Louise]
Language: eng
Format: epub, azw3
Tags: young adult, humour, Romance, contemporary
ISBN: 9780061975387
Goodreads: 10298638
Published: 0101-01-01T00:00:00+00:00

friday july 22nd

Got up at the crack of 8:00 a.m. Looked at myself in the mirror. Is that the beginning of a lurker on my chin? Nooooo. I quickly squirted the lurking lurker with my perfume. No boy alive likes a girl with two chins and that is le fact. Well, unless Slim has got a boyfriend, in which case there is someone on the planet who likes a woman who has eighteen or nineteen chins. And not all of them on her head. Hahahaahahahaha. Oh dear God, I have got pre-boyfriend-choosing hysteria.

8:20 a.m.

My charming but insane sister is on the telephone. The fact that she has the receiver upside down and that there is no one on the other end of it doesn’t seem to spoil her little chat. She was saying, “I know, yes, yes, Mr. Bum Bum is coming to school today in his poo pants! Hehehehehahahahaha lalalalalala.”

Then she started snorting and shouted, “Bye-bye arsey!!!” and slammed down the receiver. When she saw me she came over and wanted to be picked up. She’s not small and quite hefty. I had to lean against the door to use it as a support. Once I had managed to pick her up, she started kissing me.

“I lobe you, I lobe you, my hairy sister, I looooooooobe you.”

Hairy sister? Had she seen something I hadn’t? Had the orangutan gene leaped out to be friends with the lurker? I put her down and distracted her by saying, “Look, Bibbs, Angus is doing a big poo in Vati’s tie drawer.”

Which actually he was. I went into the bathroom.

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